My brother got me a dragon and it won’t leave the plants alone.

In conclusion, best trip ever with the woman of my dreams. WE GETTIN MARRIED.

Word to the bros though.

Come on, of course there will be tons of photos like this after proposing. Sorry world!

I can only explain away the awkwardness of this photo by saying that it was taken about 25 minutes before this one.

How I was seeing things on the flight back today.

Not chill crab.

Chill crab.

Shortz.

Poor form.